Hard of Hearing: Chapter 2

Part 1:

Dad suggests going to see a movie. I suggest 'Inception'

Klez-Mom,
"What movie are we gonna see?"

Dad,
"It's a new film."

Klez-Mom,

"A Jew film? What's it called?"

Dad, sarcastically,
"It's called 'Concern'"

Klez-Mom,
"What?! 'Concern'? What kinda movie is that?"

Me,
"No, it's called 'Inception'"

Klez-Mom,
"Oh ya, I've seen that one."

Me,
"You've seen 'Inception'?"

Klez-Mom,
"No."

Part 2:

"What's 'The Jacket'"?

Klez-Mom, matter-of-factly,
"It's about Michael Jackson."